Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Gettin' My Pout On

This is NOT open for discussion Mom!

Things should be a certain way, I have a system and I don't like it messed with.  Contrary to what Mom thinks, this system should be run my way and not hers.

La..la..la..la..la..la..NOT listening to you Mom!

I do not negotiate, I am the ruler here, not you. I am the Queen and you all must bow to my wishes. 

Ok...now your just boring me

 Let me tell you how it's going to be. You see that bucket over there, the one with my favorite toys in it?  No...not THAT one...yeah, the yellow one, the one you ripped off from the hospital. 

Well I want it in the middle of my bed and I want it to stay there. I have reasons for this, Turdley Tucker doesn't have stairs to get up on my bed so he can't get MY toys when it is there. Plus, there is just something about putting my butt on a soft mattress while chewing on my toys that gives me joy. 

This is what I am going to do until you give in. Feeling sorry for me yet?

I thought you would see things my way! Don't let it happen again, next time I come in my play room and find this bucket of toys back on the floor I will pug scream until the neighbors call the police again. I am not above a little blackmail. That is all.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

The Courage Award For Our Friends

We have so many friends that have shown great courage by fighting illness, death, injury, horrible backgrounds, living with advanced age issues and various other reasons that Mom wanted to give an award to them to show how much we love and admire them. If you know any doggie or cat that needs this award please take it and pass it on to show how much you love and admire them.

I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Fluffy!

Look ma, no ribs!

Mom has been so concerned about me being such a skinny pug. The vet has always assured her I was fine and sooner or later would put on weight. I think "sooner" is here. It creeped up on me so slowly I didn't even notice it at first. I have never been the typical pug when it comes to food. Once you see someone make a fool out of themselves daily like Tucker does over food you realize it isn't an attractive trait. Or that could be that snout and those ears he sports that make him unattractive. Anyway, I am pretty picky with dog food, Mom has tried them all from the super expensive to the ridiculously cheap and I pretty much turned my nose up at all of them, only tolerating Iams. Then this past week Mom comes home with a new kind. I don't know the name of it and Mom is too lazy to get up and go look at the bag so I will have to tell you that later. What I do know is this stuff is to die for! I have discovered a joy of food now. Yes, indeedy friends I am now one of you!  I am begging for it, I scarf it down the minute it hits my bowl and I am in the process of trying to learn how to open the pantry door myself so I can get some of it anytime I want.  Damn those child locks! The only downside is I use to free feed because I never ate much at one time Mom just left my bowl down all the time to make sure I got enough. I can't free feed anymore because I love this stuff so much that I cleaned that bowl in seconds and when she tried to put more in it for me to snack on....well....I cleaned that out too when she left the room. I have gained 2 lbs this past week and Mom says my ribs aren't showing now. Truthfully, she was a little rude about it and actually called me fat. I told her I am just fluffy.

This new food does have some serious side effects and I think I will write the company to tell them they need to list them on the label. I don't want any puggy getting hurt because of these side effects. Mom tells me to stop being dramatic. Like a pug would ever be dramatic! She says it is nothing more than "Full Belly Syndrome" and says I will survive. She also says it isn't entirely the foods fault and that my being extremely nosy plays a part in what happened.

First I took my full belly to the soft comforter on the couch to lay down, but then I got a little sleepy..

So I quickly sit up because I didn't want to miss anything that was going on...

It was getting very hard to keep my eyes open and I started to sway a little...

So I sat up straighter...

Then I started to sway again and my tongue started to make an appearance...Mom says that is a sure sign I am going to fall asleep.

Finally I couldn't fight the sleep monster any longer and fell over...

Then this happened:

I rolled over while I was asleep and fell right in the floor, talk about a rude awakening! Mom says even my feet have wrinkles, at her age I wouldn't be talking about anyone else's wrinkles. Just sayin'

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine Day!

Mom says it's important to look sweet from time to time.

Thank you to everyone for the juju! My leg is all better now and I am back to causing chaos. 

Friday, February 10, 2012

Don't Judge A Pug By The Size of Their Feet

I want to remind you all that it isn't polite to make fun of the size of a lady's feet. They provide me with a good foundation.

The wrinkles too Mom? You have to show my wrinkles right after you post a picture of my humongous feet?

Tagged Q&A

I was tagged by Higgins to answers a few questions about myself and my mom has joined in to also answer the same questions! 
1. Describe yourself in 7 words.

Lola: sweetheart, friendly, goofy, loving, beautiful, wrinkly, stubborn

Lola's Mom: Funny (at least others think so), excellent cook, protective, impatient, sarcastic,  friendly,loyal

2. What keeps you up at night?

Lola:  Barking neighborhood dogs!

Lola's Mom:  Major insomnia

3. Who would you like to be?

Lola: Well you can't perfect perfection so I guess I only want to be me.

Lola's Mom:  Sybil, the extra personalities might come in handy.

4. What are you wearing right now?

Lola:  My purple "Fabulous Diva" t-shirt because it describes me.

Lola's Mom:  Pajama bottoms with chili peppers on them and a red tank top. Hey, at least it isn't the snowflake robe!

5. What scares you?

Lola:  This could be a long answer! Car horns, closed bathroom doors, Halloween masks, one of the lamps in my house (I like the other IDENTICAL lamp), red shirts, school buses (only the yellow ones, I like the blue ones) the vacuum cleaner...this could go on all day...I'm pretty much a scardy cat.

Lola's Mom:  Insects and my stalker ever being released from prison

6. The best and worst of blogging.

Lola: Meeting all my new friends and getting to read about their daily life. I also love having the chance to ruin The Little Perfect Sweet Mommy Boy Chupacabra's name in a public arena.

Lola's Mom: I love getting to know other dog lovers that can understand the sometimes crazy love we have for these babies. I love all the new friends I have met. The worst part is not getting to actually meet all of them in person.

7. The last website I visited.

Lola and Mom: My Haven Graphics (Mom is starting a new blog with graphics, which is why my posts have pretty much sucked lately)

8. What is one thing I would change about myself.

Lola:  I would stop trying to eat Turdley Tucker aka The Little Perfect Sweet Mommy Boy Chupacabra

Lola's  Mom: To not have fibromyalgia and be able to get out as much as I use to.

9. Slankets yes or no.

Lola:  No!!!! Bad enough I have to look at Mom and Tucker in their matching ones, the thoughts of joining that club makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth. *gag*

Lola's  Mom:  Yes!

10. Tell us something about the dog that tagged you.

Lola:  Higgins is Mantastic!  I can forgive the fact that he is a Chihuahua.

Lola's  Mom:  I love reading Higgins blog, his Mom is so nice.

So there you have it!!  A little about Mom and me, Lola the pug!!

I was asked to tag 8 other blogs...here is my list...

Monday, February 6, 2012

Pretty Sure I'm Not On The Good List Today

Mom had one place in this house where she could always count on getting away from me. I am a pain in the pug butt if she uses the laptop so she would get on the desktop computer so I couldn't bother her. Well last night I figured out all I have to do is jump on the paper box in the floor, then onto the low file cabinet, then from there on to the high file cabinet, then down to the printer table. If I walk across that printer table this is where I end up:

Yep, that's me! Right there in my Mom's lap! While she is on the desktop!!!!

This is me looking all proud of my accomplishment.

I don't like my toys to be put up and Mom got this wild hair to put all my toys in the basket before I fell asleep last night. Yeah, you heard right...BEFORE I went to sleep! What was she thinking? Crazy woman, did she really think I was going to sit back and quietly let her do that? I admit I did cry like a little wuss over it for a few minutes but then I took a deep breath and calmed myself down. I tried to threaten her with my best mean face:
She wasn't buying it and told me to straighten up or I wouldn't get a treat before bed. That was the point at which she spiraled down into just playing dirty.

I decided to take things into my own paws and put them all back where I want them to be, in Tucker's floor mat.  Yes, Tucker has that little bed for a floor mat, the boy has a real problem with his delicate little ass touching the floor. He will only sit on the floor if he has this mat. I  like to torment him by putting my toys in his mat.
I better not find a single one of my toys missing....

Checking to make sure my de-stuffed possum is in here.

Then to teach Mom a lesson I left this for her in her bedroom:
It might not have been my wisest choice considering she was already none to happy about me learning to get in her lap while she is on the desktop. But some situations just call for desperate measures and messing with my toys is a big no-no!

This is me getting my butt chewed out by Mom for my little act of mutiny.

Still hearing about it from Mom....God, is she ever going shut up about this?

Ok, Ok Mom! I am thoroughly ashamed and promise not to ever do it again. Are you happy now?

Friday, February 3, 2012

Look What Pug Possessed Sent Me!

I was so excited yesterday. The mailman brought me a package from my friends Pug Possessed! I won this really cute collar flower over on the Pug Sluts board:

Is that not the cutest thing?

Then I dug around a little more in my package and found this. It's a pug rock! How neat is that?
This is me wearing my new collar flower. I am telling you I am cuteness overload in that thing.

Big Thank You to the Pug Possessed crew, Chloe, Zoey, Rosie, Marty, Kiki and Stewie, and their wonderful Mom!

You would think since I won a prize and all that Mom would give me a day off from working. No, not her! It was laundry day and I just can't pass up a good pile of warm clothes fresh from the dryer so I didn't protest too much. I take very seriously my job of "Holder of the Clothes". I don't trust those clothes, they might leave the house. I have seen many, many articles of clothing jump on my Mom or My Boy's back and go out that front door so I am not taking any chances. It can be very tiring to hold down the clothes. Mom folds one and puts it in the pile, I run over and jump on top of the pile. She folds another one and makes me move from the pile so she can put another one on it. As soon as she is done putting it on the pile I jump right back on top again. I have to do this for each piece she puts on the pile. Mom says it takes us far too long to fold laundry because of me soaking up the warmth and holding the clothes down. I wonder if she has ever considered how much time she wasted taking pictures of me wasting time?