This is NOT open for discussion Mom!
Things should be a certain way, I have a system and I don't like it messed with. Contrary to what Mom thinks, this system should be run my way and not hers.
La..la..la..la..la..la..NOT listening to you Mom!
I do not negotiate, I am the ruler here, not you. I am the Queen and you all must bow to my wishes.
Ok...now your just boring me
Let me tell you how it's going to be. You see that bucket over there, the one with my favorite toys in it? No...not THAT one...yeah, the yellow one, the one you ripped off from the hospital.
Well I want it in the middle of my bed and I want it to stay there. I have reasons for this, Turdley Tucker doesn't have stairs to get up on my bed so he can't get MY toys when it is there. Plus, there is just something about putting my butt on a soft mattress while chewing on my toys that gives me joy.
This is what I am going to do until you give in. Feeling sorry for me yet?
I thought you would see things my way! Don't let it happen again, next time I come in my play room and find this bucket of toys back on the floor I will pug scream until the neighbors call the police again. I am not above a little blackmail. That is all.