These were the first pictures she took of me, before I knew what the Flash Monster was capable of doing to me.
This is what I do every time I see her pick up that phone now, before that silly flash even goes off. I even do it if she just picks the phone up to move it or answer it.
This is what Turdley Tucker does. Yeah, the dim dummy poses!
Oh my pugs! I almost forgot to tell you about the most wonderful thing I discovered last night. Heavenly, I tell you! I never, ever bother things sitting on tables, unlike some Chihuahua that will remain nameless, because I can't even bring myself to type his name again. So I have to say I rather shocked Mom with this behavior. I guess when people say Coke is a powerful drug they know what they are talking about. I know it has me in it's grip on me and won't let go. I am now a full fledged junkie. I'm not proud of it but we all have our crosses to bear, I guess this one is mine.
The beginning of my addiction, seeking my drug.
The deal is made.
This is your pug on Coke!
It begins to take effect.
There I am passed out in the gutter. OK, well maybe it isn't quite a gutter, more like the couch. But you get my point.
Don't Do Drugs!!!!