B-B-B-B-Bad...Bad to the bone!!!

Theme song for the day, with only minor lyric license taken by me, Lola:

On the day he was born

The pugs all gathered 'round

And they gazed in wide wonder

At the joy they had found

The head pug spoke up

Said "leave this one alone"

She could tell right away

That he was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone

I am being my ever so cute self today, not getting in any trouble, just lounging around, I may have picked that up from Mom, but anyway see how nice and sweet I am today?

The Chupacabra is a different story! He is showing his butt about right. I'm doing the Happy Dance, I'm doing the Happy Dance...Pug Style! Ok so here is the story and pictures to prove it.

Mom gets up and she isn't feeling well, you will have to read her blog to hear THAT story, just more documented proof the woman isn't normal. So she goes in search of medicine to make her feel better, doesn't find it, blah, blah, blah. But she does find this:

First he has put all his toys under the Christmas tree. Where does he think I am going to drop my glitter log with all that in the way?

Normally I would get blamed for this but this time she caught him in the act! Can you hear the excitement in my voice?

Now look closely and you sell see one of Mom's slippers under that tree too. See it? Right there, that dirty purple fuzzy thing leaned up against that oh so real looking tree trunk. Yep, pretty sure the ole' Chupacabra isn't suppose to have THAT!

But then...wait for it...

The DESTRUCTION begins...OMD I am just all a quiver with excitement! This is big news Puggies, he has finally been busted, stupid enough to be caught on film.

So Mom picks up all his toys and moves them back to his basket and reclaims her slipper. Now she isn't going to win any prizes for smarts here either considering SHE put that slipper right back in the spot he found it in the first place. Can we all say "I N V I T A T I O N"...

Look at him looking at her in disbelief that she is putting his stuff back. Also I want to make note of that prissy front paw, what have I been telling you guys? He is a flamer!

Now we put on the innocent face, he doesn't realize yet he was caught on camera, thinks he can cute his way out of it! Not this time buddy boy! The proof is in the pudding! For my non-English friends that means "He is soooo busted and we have pictures!"

Now here he reverts back to his haughty self with the Elvis lip when he figures out cute isn't working this time. Ha! Gotta give him credit though, he made her think he was ignoring her, wasn't going to have anything at all to do with her or her stuff.

She leaves him to pout for 15-20 minutes but unfortunately for him she sneaked back to see what he was doing, because he is her "baby" and she can't stand it for very long if he is upset about anything. She was probably going to make up with him, give him treats and love until he forgave her. That's her usual MO. This my Pugs is where it gets exciting! This is what he was doing when she returned:

See that face? THIS is why I call him Chupacabra! I see this a lot but Mom, well , she is still in denial.

Apparently he returned for the slipper to get back at her for moving his toys back to the basket. Nothing worse than a pissed off Chupacabra Chihuahua! Caught red pawed! 

So into his life of crime he was that he didn't even notice she was there. Go on, talk you way out of this one Turdley Tucker!!! As soon as Mom dries up those tears from having to watch the fall of  The Prince she is going to take care of you!

Do you get the importance of this my dear puggie friends? This is all caught on FILM, we now have documented proof that Tucker is a bad boy. Bad to the bone!

Chorus again please, let's all sing together now!

Bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the bone