Look, I told them I was only borrowing those things I took out of Mom's purse, I wasn't going to keep them. It was just $10, a tube of lipstick and a couple of stupid coupons the woman never uses anyway! The fact that I ran when she caught me proves nothing! I also don't consider a few screams to be disorderly. I think I need an attorney.
Oh Lola, you must have been framed! You'd never do anything like that! *passes note with good attorney's name and number*
ReplyDeleteOh Lola
ReplyDeleteIt was not intenional- you should not be in trouble. I am on your side little girl
love
tweedles
Lipstick would look lovely on you!
ReplyDeleteDrools and licks,
Minnie and mack
Blame Turdley Tucker!!! He's got the longer snout, so we're sure it was HIM that got into her purse!
ReplyDeleteLove,
S-Dog
Oh Dear Lola, dont do the crime if you cant do the time! Hee,Hee! Love and Pugs Frank xxxxx
ReplyDeleteYou can't help it ... lipstick tastes so good. Our mama keeps chapstick around ... or tries to, but we always eat it! It's really not your fault - she shouldn't leave her purse where you can reach it ... just sayin' - Pug Hugs, Zoe, Peyton, Webster and Liberty
ReplyDeleteDefinitely get an attorney!! You were so obviously framed it's not even funny!! We'll stand behind you 100%!!! **If you need a hacksaw to break out of jail, I'll have the momma bake you one into a giant treat!!**
ReplyDelete~kisses~
Mia