This is what happened:
You see, I have this thing about Mommy going to the bathroom by herself, actually I have a thing about Mommy going anywhere by herself. So Mom goes into the bathroom and I noticed she was gone so I went looking for her and as soon as I saw her I saw HIM (Tucker, the chihuahua) too. That made me really mad that he got there first so I decided to beat him up. He is a LOT smaller than me and Mommy was afraid I would hurt him so she jumped in to save his sorry butt and by accident I bit her instead. Three times, really fast. But I didn't know I was biting my Mommy, I thought I was biting that nasty chihuahua. Two of them were very deep and Mommy had to go to the emergency room. It took 10 stitches to close the first bite and 4 stitches to close the second bite. The third bite wasn't very bad and the doctor said it will close on it's own. But she had to have a bunch of shots and Xrays too. We won't know if her hand is broke until tomorrow. I don't think that doctor believed her about me not having germs because he is making her take antibiotics for a whole month.
That should be the end of the story, but unfortunately it isn't. My boy had to drive Mommy to the ER and back and I really missed him while they were gone. They gave Mommy a lot of pain medication so my boy was helping her get settled when they got back and I got too excited over seeing my boy again and jumped up when he was leaning over and busted him in the nose with my head. I hit him so hard it made his eyes leak. It's gonna leave a mark.
I'm gonna try to be extra special good today to make up for everything. I have a good Mommy, she didn't even yell at me. Even said it was her own fault for getting in the middle of two mad dogs. She isn't mad at me or anything. Of course that could be the pain pills talking, she does seem to be very happy right now.
My poor Mommy's hand