I didn't think she was looking so I quietly went up the stairs at the foot of the bed with my bone.
I get my self all comfy in anticipation of a good chewing session.
Then she swoops in. This is my sad face. After she took my bone away.
I really don't get it. I always go back and clean up the chips and marrow the next morning. It's not my fault I like to sleep with them for a night first. She also complains about the wet stuffed animals I chew on too. It gives me a feeling of peace and security to see all my favorite things around me during the night. If I indulge myself in a little sucking and chewing on the stuffies who is she to say it is disgusting? I think she should just be glad I stopped sucking on her hair when she is asleep. Trust me, she can NOT rock the rooster doo! Besides, I don't complain about sleeping with her cookie crumbs. Yeah Mom, I noticed you sneaking that cookie in bed! But I'm polite, I didn't make a fuss, just quietly cleaned up your crumbs the next morning. You did buy more cookies today, didn't you?
Owww your Mom is sooo mean, how can she resist your sad face? Mum says she would have given you the bone back, but Mum is such a sucker, I do a little big eye, puggy pout and smush wrinkle face and she gives me the world! Ha,Ha! Love and pHUGS Frank x x x xReplyDelete