Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Sweet Revenge

The missing victim...Kitty Kat

I go to bed last night and take my new green Kitty Kat with me. I wake up this morning and my Kitty Kat is gone! Disappeared into thin air. I'm frantic, because...well... that Kitty Kat is mine and no one else's. I search in Mom's bed, behind the doors, in the bathroom, under the beds, in My Boy's tennis shoes, in the pockets of Mom's scrubs, behind the pillows, just everywhere, everywhere I could possibly think of.  I even sucked it up and went into the dreaded crate to see if it was there, I had to entertain the possibility that my Kitty Kat had a moment of weakness and wandered in there. No Kitty Kat. No Kitty Kat anywhere! He's gone, gone forever!!

So I'm  like all depressed and Mom's like all "Cheer up Lola, he's in here, he didn't suddenly animate and start walking". Then I am like all "Mom he's run away, I'm never going to see him again" and she's like all "Lola, get over it, the damn Kitty Kat will turn up somewhere in this house".  I didn't see that attitude the other night when she misplaced that glass of wine, but I digress.

So I am following her down the hall, moping and then I saw it:

Look, right there under the tree....see it?

Need a close up?

Now there is only one way this could have happened. Turdly Tucker. He sneaked in while I was asleep and took my Kitty Kat away to play with! Only problem is the little banshee didn't have enough sense to bring it back so I wouldn't notice. Mom says "Don't jump to conclusions, it might not have been Tucker". Yeah, Ok Mom, some homeless man wandered in off the street, got my Kitty Kat and then laid under the tree to chew on it. Was that the same guy that came in and took your glass of wine the other day?  Hmmph...like I didn't notice the nasty chihuahua smells all over my Kitty Kat!

I see only one solution. This is Turdly Tucker's favorite Scottie Dog toy. I'm going to play with it all day and just dare him to get close to me. I may just chew it up.

Front side..

Back side..


  1. Oooohhhh how DARE he?! I have his scottie toy, it was so fun to destroy go for it Lola!
    Kisses and Tail Wags,
    Dachshund Nola
    P.S. Your tree is really pretty!

  2. Lola, that tree is so sparkly and I really like the blue/teal bulbs! I say that Scottie is fair game...you know what to do!

  3. I'd take your Mom's glass of wine you managed to put out of her sight and pour it on the Scottie and tell your mom Turdly Tucker did it!


  4. He he he. Turdly Tucker deserves it! Your kitty kat looks pretty sweet....good thing you don't live near me or it might go missing again!

    Drools and licks,
    Minnie and Mack

  5. Yeah Yeah! Chew it up!!! Oh, sorry, I'm being a bad influence. I have a turdley chihuahua cousin that has given me fits lately. Dang you Stinkerbell from Hell!


  6. Hi Lola, First I wanna say how Christmassy your home looks, I love that tree, its like a big ice tree with all frozen sparkly bits, the colours are really wintery too, in fact looking at your tree makes me feel cold Brrrr! I like it! Ok on to the matter at hand I think you should deffo Shred the Scottie, Turdly Tucker deffo deserves it if he has taken the kitty and as for your Mom and her wine, have you ever seen a drink pug?? Hmmmmm!
    Love,Licks and Phugs Frank xxxxxx